> Dating Dictionary
> 
> ATTRACTION    the act of associating horniness with a particular
> person.
> 
> LOVE AT 1st SIGHT     what occurs when two extremely horny, but not
> entirely choosy people meet.
> 
> DATING        the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
> and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you  don't
> especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot  less in
> the future.
> 
> BIRTH CONTROL avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing
> special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom, and dating
> repulsive men.
> 
> EASY          a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual
> morals of a man.
> 
> EYE CONTACT   a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a
> man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so,
> many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
> necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a
> woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
> 
> FRIEND        a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
> has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
> 
> INDIFFERENCE  a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to
> by the man as "playing hard to get."
> 
> INTERESTING   a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do
> all the talking.
> 
> IRRITATING HABIT        what the endearing little qualities that
> initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few
> months together.
> 
> LAW OF RELATIVITY   how attractive a given person appears to be is
> directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
> 
> NYMPHOMANIAC a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often
> than he does.