On a piece of paper, number from 1 to 11.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > In the spaces for numbers 1 and 2, write any two numbers you
>>>> want.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > In the spaces for numbers 3 and 7, write the names of two 
guys
>>>> you
>>>> > > >  know
>>>> > > > (or girls, if you are of that preference).
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > In the spaces for numbers 4, 5, and 6, write the names of any
>>>> person
>>>> > > > that
>>>> > > > you know (this could be friends, family, etc).
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > In your remaining spaces (8, 9, 10, and 11) write four 
>>different
>>>> song
>>>> > > > titles.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > Finally, now make a wish............
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > Keep wishing.........
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > Scroll down for the key to your test......
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > ...........Made your wish? OKAY
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > >>>....Here's the key:....<<<
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > Numbers 1 and 2 determines how many people you must 
distribute
>>>> this
>>>> > > > letter to and the numbers of days that you have to do it. In
>>>> other
>>>> > > > words,
>>>> > > > if for number 1 you wrote "14" and in number 2 you wrote "7",
>>>> then
>>>> > > > you've
>>>> > > > got 14 days to give this test to 7 people... in order for 
your
>>>> wish to
>>>> > > > come true.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > Number 3 is the person the you love deeply.
>>>> > > > Number 7 is the person that you like, but it can't/won't work
>>>> out.
>>>> > > > Number 4 is the person that you care about the most.
>>>> > > > Number 5 is a person that knows you very well, if not better
>>>> than
>>>> > > > anyone.
>>>> > > > Number 6 is your lucky star.
>>>> > > > Number 8 is the song that expresses your feelings toward 
>number
>>>> 3.
>>>> > > > Number 9 is the song that expresses your feelings toward 
>number
>>>> 7.
>>>> > > > Number 10 is the song that says what is on your mind.
>>>> > > > Number 11 is an expression of how you feel toward sex.

Ladies and Jellyspoons,
 I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I 
know

 nothing about.  This Thursday, which is Good Friday, there'll 
be 
a

 mother's meeting for fathers only.  Wear your best clothes if 
you
 haven't any, and if you can come, please stay at home.  
Admission
 free, pay at the door; take a seat, and sit on the floor.  It
 doesn't matter where you sit; the man in the gallery is sure to
 spit.